[Okay... he might not be the best person in the world because he's screenshotting some of these messages and this latest one and sending them to Oikawa, because this is too funny to keep to himself.]
course you are. but i just need to make sure you are tomorrow as well.
[That's... not really what he meant. He's sorry for springing it on Iwaizumi like that but he was serious.
He's not really the type of person to make stuff up, and how Iwaizumi expected him to be able to do so in the state he was in last night is a mystery to him.
He starts typing a message before deleting the whole thing again five times over.]
[Iwaizumi waits a good five minutes for the second part of that - figuring Kageyama can just be a little slow sometimes - but it never comes.]
and?
[Noooot making assumptions here. He really really didn't think Kageyama would ever propose sex with anything but a volleyball. He really didn't think that would ever be a thing. He might be a worse senpai than he tries to be.]
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[Or a lot, semantics really.]
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look, if you said anything like you have to me to anyone else you might want to let them know about the painkillers
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why?
its not like i didnt mean it
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yeah i guess you do. but will you mean it tomorrow?
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[He... doesn't quite understand how drugs work.]
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look... if you still do, then come hit me up and we can talk.
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why cant we just talk now? i told you im fine
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course you are. but i just need to make sure you are tomorrow as well.
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I told you you were nice
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yeah well, don't know if i can take that compliment right now.
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youre just looking out for everyone again which makes you nice
you should take the compliment
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are you tired or anything? [Because he can just imagine regular Kageyama forgetting to sleep, much less high Kageyama.]
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[Read: he's going to fall asleep with his face on his phone's keyboard and appear like he's writing a novel soon.]
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[He's a little too tired to argue, and Iwaizumi always gives solid advice anyway.]
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good.
sleep well.
~a few hours later~
At least Iwaizumi knows why he did what he did, and surely Iwaizumi isn't the kind of person to make fun of him for it? Right?]
im sorry
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's okay, i figured you didn't mean any of it once i worked out what happened.
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He's not really the type of person to make stuff up, and how Iwaizumi expected him to be able to do so in the state he was in last night is a mystery to him.
He starts typing a message before deleting the whole thing again five times over.]
i meant some of it
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what parts?
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and
[Yeah he regrets starting that sentence now so he's just gonna leave it, good luck with that.]
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and?
[Noooot making assumptions here. He really really didn't think Kageyama would ever propose sex with anything but a volleyball. He really didn't think that would ever be a thing. He might be a worse senpai than he tries to be.]
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[He tries again, it takes him a few more minutes but thankfully Iwaizumi is patient because he does eventually finish his sentence.]
i do like you
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oh.
[Sorry, Kageyama. That's all he's capable of right now.]
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