horrible bdsm au | I'm going to hell

[settering]

[There are some things you can only learn by closely watching other people.

After the last time Tobio asked Oikawa to teach him how to do the jump serve he had resigned himself to watch Oikawa's every movement to try and pick up the move that way instead of aproaching him again. Even if he hadn't felt particularly thrown off by the threat of physical harm, Iwaizumi had told him it would be best to keep his distance. And listening to Iwaizumi could never do anyone any harm.

After practice, when the gym is empty and he's the only one left, he recalls Oikawa's legs and the way his muscles moved. Recalls the arch of his body as he jumps. Recalls the way his hand moves to the perfect spot to spike the ball across the net and back onto the court before his opponent even realizes what happened.

He works until his own jump serve is a crude aproximation and then goes on to finetune it for hours every single day, and for a while it works.

But one night he can't sleep, alone in the dark or his bedroom, and recalls Oikawa's legs and imagines how they would look wrapped around him. Recalls the arch of his body and wonders what it would feel like pressed alongside his own. Recalls the way his hand moves and shivers at the thought of it sliding over his body and replacing his own hand on his dick.

He gets into the habit of masturbating to thoughts and memories of his captain to wind down at the end of the day, and for a while it works.

More and more often he finds observation and imagination overlapping, sitting on the sidelines as Oikawa practices his jump serves Tobio has to draw his knees up to hide his hard-on from the rest of the team while he bites his lip to focus himself back on the game. Once or twice he even has to excuse himself from practice to fix his problem in the bathroom because he can't make it go away through sheer willpower. And that's when it becomes a problem.

He could deal with it if it didn't interfere with volleyball but it does and refuses to miss practice over something so stupid. A sensible person would find a solution on their own, or else talk to someone who can be trusted.

No one has ever accused Tobio of being sensible.

The only way he knows how to solve a problem is with blunt force and head on. Which brings him to approach Oikawa after practice.

Oikawa-san...

[If he can figure out how to phrase his problem that is.]

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[tooruler]

No, you don't!

[When in doubt: repeat yourself.

It's just, he can't! Oikawa gets confessions from girls all the time, and this is fairly similar to those, but the key difference that Oikawa is noticing here, and it might be too subtle for the untrained eye to pick up, is that this is Kageyama claiming that he not only has feelings(which Oikawa sincerely doubts), but has feelings for Oikawa.]

You like volleyball!

[settering]

And you play volleyball!

[That's... one hell of a tangent to go on. But how else is he supposed to explain it? Tobio likes volleyball, Oikawa is good at volleyball, it makes total sense in his head.

Sort of.]

[tooruler]

I play volleyball. But you don't like other volleyball players. [Wait! Oikawa frowns harder.] Do you?

[It would make this whole thing even more gross if Kageyama thought about everyone else like this, too.]

[settering]

I don't know!? [Chill out kags, no need to get that defensive. You started this.]

Maybe, but I like you.

[Just accept it senpai.]

[tooruler]

Fine!

[This is so gross, he's gonna barf.]

If you're not stupid and deluded, what do you expect me to do about it? [Placing the onus right back on the twelve year old. How mature Oikawa proves himself to be.]

[settering]

I don't know!? [He didn't think it through quite that far.]

I've never confessed to anyone before, what do you usually do? [The words are muttered to the gym floor instead of to Oikawa. He wouldn't say them out loud at all but his need to do something about his current situation outweighs his embarrassment.]

[tooruler]

What makes you think I've confessed to someone!? [Oikawa should know what to do, he's two whole years older than Kageyama and he's pretty embarrassed that this has never come up before and he doesn't know what direction they should be heading in.]

Do you want me to take you out on dates or something? [And look at him while you're speaking, Kageyama! It's the only way Oikawa can know that this is just as mortifying for him as it is for Kageyama.]

[settering]

But you've been confessed to before! [He's seen it happen many times.]

I don't know...

[Make up your mind kags. But dates isn't really what he's after here, and it doesn't feel right to ask for them if he doesn't really want them.]

[tooruler]

Not by a boy! Not by you!! [It's just... really different. Somehow. There are lots of things that are different. Mostly involving that Kageyama is the worst.

Yet he still hasn't said he doesn't feel the same way.]

Do you even know anything, Tobio-chan?

[settering]

What's the difference!? [Boy, girl, Kageyama, it shouldn't matter right? A confession is a confession.]

I know more than you do!

[What a liar.]

[tooruler]

[Ignoring that first question and laughing at the second!!]

No, you don't!

[settering]

[Don't laugh at him senpai, he's bearing his heart here. Or something.]

Maybe not, but I know my own feelings better!

[Debatable]

[tooruler]

You have feelings for me?!

[Oikawa thought he was horrified before, but no, this is the face of true terror.]

[settering]

Maybe!?

[That's... not what you said earlier Kags. Oikawa is making him more confused than he already was.

And he can't exactly just come out that his feelings about Oikawa all involve his dick now can he?]

[tooruler]

[Not if he wants Oikawa's head not to fly off at least.]

What do you mean maybe?!

[settering]

I don't know! It's confusing!!

[He's never felt this way about a specific person before. Just figure it out so he doesn't have to say it and fix it Oikawa.]

[tooruler]

You're confusing!

Either you like me and you want to go out or you don't and this is pointless and gross!

[settering]

You're pointless and gross!

[...

In his defense, he's like 12.]

[tooruler]

[Oikawa nearly tells Kageyama his mom's pointless and gross but he is not twelve and Kageyama's mother is lovely. She gave him a cookie once. So instead he takes a breath. Tries very hard not to want to strangle Kageyama.]

You're not going to persuade me with that attitude, Tobio-chan.

[settering]

[It has occured to Tobio that words might not be his strongest suit.

And if he's going to be unable to convince Oikawa this way than there's only one logical solution, right?

He grabs the front of Oikawa's jersey and pulls him forward so he can smash his mouth against Oikawa's.

That should do the trick.]

[tooruler]

[Wh-what is happening?!

Kageyama is going to stretch his jersey!!

Also his lips are soft, but his teeth are not and they sure are hitting Oikawa's teeth. Gross.

Does get Kageyama's point across okay though. Kageyama has an emotion.]

[settering]

[At least one whole emotion.

On tv and in movies first kisses always look way better than this. Smashing their teeth together kind of hurts and Oikawa smells of sweat and is not kissing back at all.

What is he doing wrong?

Oh right, tongue. He has one of those. Maybe it will work to just, kind of, lick Oikawa's mouth a little. That's totally hot, right?]

[tooruler]

[Erk!!

This is, this is Oikawa's first kiss!! And all it's missing from his worst nightmares is Iwaizumi throwing a volleyball at the back of his head and making Kageyama bite his tongue off.

Then, Kageyama adds spit into the mix.

Oikawa may cry.

Or at least he's going to grab him by the shoulders and push him away. Soon. He'll do that soon. Because he's not going to end his first kiss by letting it be a total and absolute failure. So he parts his lips and pushes against Kageyama's mouth, attempting to poke his tongue between Kageyama's lips but only managing to shove it against his tongue.]

[settering]

[If Oikawa cries than so will he and that will only make this kiss worse so suck it up, senpai.

Having another tongue pressed up against his though, that's new. It's soft but strong and wet and it's a little lewd but it's Oikawa so he doesn't mind too much.

He tentatively slides his tongue further along Oikawa's, chasing his back into his mouth and licking at his teeth.]

[tooruler]

[He's not sucking anything up right now, because that "anything" would be Kageyama's spit and he really doesn't much want to do that. Particularly because it's Kageyama's. That is most certainly a factor here. That Kageyama's tongue is in his mouth is a different issue that somehow is not entirely - well... no, it is entirely but that doesn't matter in the grand scheme of the universe - gross.

Oikawa unfreezes enough to put his hand on the back of Kageyama's neck to keep them steady. There's still too much spit and too many teeth and his stomach feels worse than it does right before a match but at the very least he's not about to fall over kissing his kouhai.]